“Armadillos will rapidly evolve, reeking havoc on humanity After being ignored for centuries, the armadillo species will seek revenge. For too long, they’ve watched us humans admire qualities of just about every other animal–the loyalty of dogs, the intelligence of dolphins, the majestic nature of elephants. But, we never gave them a second look. When we accidentally run over a duck or a rabbit, we feel as if we’ve wronged Mother Earth. But, when we make road kill out of an armadillo, it’s as insignificant as our morning shave. Armadillos have long waited for their day in the sun. This is a warning to all my fellow humanoids. Revenge shall be sought. Fury will be unleashed.”
