“7 Factitous Facts
1. Cow tipping is cruel. Port-O-Potty tipping is hilarious.
2. Tony Danza is your employer.
3. If a lumberjack won’t eat it, it ain’t food.
4. Larry King’s vertebrae would instantly turn to jelly if he took his suspenders off — which is why he hasn’t removed them in 47 years.
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